Up Your Shelter: a wartime musical

• Hang out those kippers on the washing-line before yer dad gets 'ome
• I've got a frog in me pocket (Do you want to give it a stroke? I've got a frog in me pocket, and his name is Neville.)
• Don't put your granny on an express-train to Crewe (She'll lose her third-class ticket and she won't know what to do.)
• Hitch up your stockings on the Maginot Line and laugh your worries away
• I'm awful sorry muvver but I've dropped me gas-mask down the outside khazi